Breathless, content-free intro.
Self-deprecating humor. Anecdote about favorite hobby aw-shucks-I’m-just-like-you.
The real point.
- Numbered list
- Of anything
- I can think of
- And one idea
- Broken up into
- Ten absurdly small ones
- So that I can call this post
- Top 10 ways
- To do
- Keyword
Anecdote with thinly-veiled political reference.
Challenge To Fight Me If You Don’t Agree!!!! See! I Am Authentic!!!
Level 2 heading because an SEO pro told me to
Self-deprecating humor. Followed by strongly-worded, sober advice.
Passive-aggressive anecdote only That One Person will understand.
Witty commentary.
Nofollow link to another blog.
Inspirational wrap-up!
Sales pitch for my latest book.
Request for comments below.
The end.
An interesting discussion is worth comment.
I do think that you should publish more on this subject. Great stuff! Thank you!
This is a Perfect Comment. Remark that I usually agree with you on most things. BUT in all caps. Nitpick on an obscure and non-essential detail of your post. Passive aggressive non-compliment about you usually being better than that. Hope we can sitll be friends!
Reply! Facilitation of future conversations. Tactfully stated correction regarding grammar.
Adulation of blog for brownie points. Confirmation of my laughing out loud. Obligatory reminder that I find you smart and entertaining