Breathless, content-free intro.

Self-deprecating humor. Anecdote about favorite hobby aw-shucks-I’m-just-like-you.

The real point.

1. Numbered list
2. Of anything
3. I can think of
4. And one idea
5. Broken up into
6. Ten absurdly small ones
7. So that I can call this post
8. Top 10 ways
9. To do
10. Keyword

Anecdote with thinly-veiled political reference.

Challenge To Fight Me If You Don’t Agree!!!! See! I Am Authentic!!!

Level 2 heading because an SEO pro told me to

Self-deprecating humor. Followed by strongly-worded, sober advice.

Passive-aggressive anecdote only That One Person will understand.

Witty commentary.

Nofollow link to another blog.

Inspirational wrap-up!

Sales pitch for my latest book.

Request for comments below.

The end.