Breathless, content-free intro.
Self-deprecating humor. Anecdote about favorite hobby aw-shucks-I’m-just-like-you.
The real point.
- Numbered list
- Of anything
- I can think of
- And one idea
- Broken up into
- Ten absurdly small ones
- So that I can call this post
- Top 10 ways
- To do
Anecdote with thinly-veiled political reference.
Challenge To Fight Me If You Don’t Agree!!!! See! I Am Authentic!!!
Level 2 heading because an SEO pro told me to
Self-deprecating humor. Followed by strongly-worded, sober advice.
Passive-aggressive anecdote only That One Person will understand.
Sales pitch for my latest book.
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